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Old 07-04-2008, 10:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The pope has one but doesn't use it. Your dad has one but your mum uses it. Nuns don't need one. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a very big one, and Michael J. Fox has a small one.

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Old 08-04-2008, 04:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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a last name (surname)?
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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And here I was thinking penis.....
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And here I was thinking penis.....

well it makes good sense...
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Old 08-04-2008, 08:35 AM   #5 (permalink)
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And here I was thinking penis.....
Lol, same thoughts. Bandini makes a good guess aswell. It could be with two meanings.
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Old 08-04-2008, 10:27 AM   #6 (permalink)
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lol bandini got it straight away

How do you guys know how big Schwarzenegger's and Fox's penises are?

(tbf that's what I thought when I was told it)
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Old 08-04-2008, 11:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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haha...i think all our heads are in the gutter!! besides Bandini lol
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But penis could be true also if Michael J. Fox have a small one... It's obviously that Arnold have a big gun.
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I still think it's a dick.
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But penis could be true also if Michael J. Fox have a small one... It's obviously that Arnold have a big gun.
Remember that Arnold was on massive steroids in his younger years with his body building. And we know what effect that has lol
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those who know me well on here will tell you my mind is way in the gutter too. Obviously the first thought is a penis but despite what they say I still believe many nuns are having wild sex so they DO need one that's why I had to come up with another theory

(no disrespect to any nuns btw)
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Old 09-04-2008, 03:39 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Apparently nuns used to be prostitutes and nunneries were brothels!

Although I think I heard that on the Russell Brand radio show so I'm not sure how reliable that is
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