Here's some jokes about him....funny stuff!
Nome? [First Name?]
Francesco.
Cognome? [Last Name?]
Totti.
Professione? [Profession?]
Calciatore. [Soccer player.]
Sesso? [Sex?]
Non tanto, ultimamente! [Not much, ultimately!]
A tragic story in the newspaper: Totti's library has burnt down. It contained two books. Totti is inconsolable. 'No! I hadn't finished colouring the second one in yet!'
The three hardest years for Totti? Class one in elementary school
Totti tries to finish a jigsaw puzzle. It takes him almost four months, then he turns the box over and reads: 'From 2 to 3 years'. He says: 'Ah, so now I'm a genius!'
Totti goes on holiday. On his return Cafu asks him: 'Where have you been?' Totti: 'I went water skiing'. Cafu: 'Did you have a good time?' Totti: 'Not at all... I didn't manage to find a lake that went downhill'
Totti's girlfriend sees that Francesco is getting wet on the terrace and calls out to him: 'France, come inside, it's raining.' Totti: 'But it's raining out here as well'
A journalist told him "Carpe Diem" to which Totti replied: "I'm sorry, I don't speak English."
When Totti is asked whether his book has sold a million copies, he replies: "That's not possible. I only wrote one."
Blasi asks Totti, "Honey, do you love me, huh, do you love me, huh, do you love me?" He answers. "Hey, slow down, one question at a time."
Italy won coz they played like kings they deserved it nd the fuss around it doesnt matter
show me one of the whole team vs roma with some nice moves than we'll decide 
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