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16-07-2006, 01:24 AM
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> It doesn't matter what party you belong to -- this is hilarious.
> From a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian who said he misses
> Bill Clinton :
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> "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we
> ever got to having a black man as President.
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> Number 1 - He played the sax.
> Number 2 - He smoked weed.
> Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
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> Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a
> check from the government every month.
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> Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
> shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'
> most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
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> When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I
> don't know, I never had one."
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> The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth
> as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but
> what I think you need to know."
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> Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky
> Panky between Bushes."
>
> ---ya gotta love it.
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17-07-2006, 01:18 AM
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yeah he is my favorite prez
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17-07-2006, 06:17 AM
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He is good because his flaws showed us he is human and we can relate. Being President automatically places a person on a pedestal, he didnt allow that to happen.
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17-07-2006, 03:56 PM
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Well, He is better then George Dubbya 
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18-07-2006, 04:36 PM
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I got a better one
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little
P.R. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his
hand and George asks him his name.
"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, "Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/3 of all
Americans don't have health insurance?
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
That they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him
his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"Actually, I have 6 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
Without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al
Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/3 of all
Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go
Off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley??
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15-09-2006, 07:33 PM
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Did anybody see Al Gore Documentary?
got great reviews in Portugal
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15-09-2006, 07:39 PM
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I didn't.
The documentary about the future of the planet right ?
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"Well, that was fun... in a fuckin' terrible, sick, not-at-all-fun way."
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Damn these shampoo eating Lutoners... I also heard they hate melons
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hmmm, he likes "to be" with horses and now thinks he is a horse. interesting
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should I BAN her?
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15-09-2006, 07:40 PM
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correct, it looks like its a hit in Europe
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My father saw that, he can discuss with you.
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15-09-2006, 07:43 PM
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thanks/I will try to find the movie and go and see it
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15-09-2006, 07:44 PM
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Movie, what movie ?
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15-09-2006, 07:47 PM
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the documentary is been run at the movies theaters in Portugal
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15-09-2006, 07:48 PM
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I'll go watch it.
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15-09-2006, 07:50 PM
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its all over the portuguese news, I'm watching the live 8pm rtp news in Portugal, here is a 3pm
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15-09-2006, 07:50 PM
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in the news a 2 year old girl was raped by a 20 year old guy, supposed he was baby seating
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