Man United Songs

[Mr Brightside]

I ask the boys in control of this site to make this a "sticky".



I live in Belfast, and I generally watch Man Utd on TV. I used to watch them quite frequently home and away but now it's relegated to TV.



I hear these chants on TV which I'd love to be able to sing at home here with the kids !



Please record all Man Utd chants here........



Build a bonfire................................

[MUMUFMUFCOK!]

SONGS ABOUT UNITED:

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UNI - TED

Tune: This old man
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U-N-I T-E-D,
United are the team for me,
With a knick-knack, paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
Why don't City f**k off home

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United Road

Tune: Country Roads (John Denver)
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United Road, take me home
To the place, I belong;
To Old Trafford, to see United;
Take me home, United road

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United Calypso

Tune:
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If ever they are playing in your town,
You must get to that football ground;
Take a lesson come and see,
Football taught by Matt Busby;
Manchester, Manchester United;
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes,
They deserve to be knighted!

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If the Reds should play

Tune:
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If the Reds should play, in Rome or Mandalay,
We'll be there, we'll be there,
Yes, if the Reds shold play, in Rome or Mandalay,
Tell the boys that we'll be there.

And we will fight, fight, fight with all our might,
We'll be there, we'll be there,
Yes we will fight, fight, fight with all our might
Tell the boys that we'll be there.

And we'll be drunk, drunk, drunk as f**kin skunks,
We'll be there, we'll be there,
Yes we'll be drunk, drunk, drunk as f**kin skunks,
Tell the boys that we'll be there.

And if the blues should play,
In Hulme or Harper Hay,
We won't be there,
We won't be there,
And if the blues should play,
In Hulme or Harper Hay,
Tell the boys we won't be there...

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Who's that team we call United

Tune:
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Who's that team we call United,
Who's that team we all adore,
They're the boys in Red & White,
And they fight with all their might,
And they're going to show the b*****ds how to score.

Bring on your Sunderland and Arsenal,
Bring on Spaniards by the score,
Barcelona Real Madrid,
They will make a gallant bit,
But United are the greatest team of all.

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Forever and Ever

Tune:
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Forever and Ever,
We'll follow the boys,
Of Manchester United,
The Busby Babes,
For we made a promise,
To defend our faith,
In Manchester United,
The Busby Babes.

We've all sworn allegiance,
To fight till we die,
To stand by United,
And the Red flag we fly,
There'll be no surrender,
We'll fight to the last,
To defeat all before us,
As we did in the past.

For we're Stretford Enders,
With United we grew,
To the famous Red Devils,
We're loyal and true,
To part-time supporters,
We'll never descend,
We'll never forsake you,
We'll be here to the end.

For we all remember,
That '58 day,
And the plane that once stood on,
That Munich runway,
As it tried to take off,
For the third fatal time,
The immortal young babes were,
Cut down in their prime.

In the cold snow of Munich,
They laid down their lives,
But they live on forever,
In our hearts and our minds,
Their names are now legend,
For the whole world to see.
Why this club's a religion,
Spelt M.U.F.C.

So bow down before them,
And lift up your eyes,
For Old Trafford's glory,
Will always survive

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Best Behaved Supporters

Tune: "Coming Round the Mountain"
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We're the best behaved supporters in the land,
We're the best behaved supporters in the land,
We're the best behaved supporters, best behaved supporters,
Best behaved supporters in the land (when we win!)

We're a right bunch of b*****ds when we lose,
We're a right bunch of b*****ds when we lose,
We're a right bunch of b*****ds, right bunch of b*****ds,
Right bunch of b*****ds when we lose. (or draw!)


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Ob-La-Di, European Champions

Tune: "Ob-La-Di"
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Bobby gets the ball upon the centre-spot,
He knocks it out to Georgie on the wing,
Goergie beats his man and then puts in a cross,
For Dennis Law, and it's a goal, and he's the king.

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da,
Man Uni-ted,
European Champions.

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da,
Man Uni-ted,
European Champions.

Now, Keano gets the ball upon the centre-spot,
He knocks it out to Ryan on the wing,
Ryan beats his man and then puts in a cross,
For Andy Cole, and it's a goal, and he's the king.

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da,
Man Uni-ted,
European Champions.

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da,
Man Uni-ted,
European Champions.

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United Flag

Tune: Red Flag
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United's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded all our Munich dead,
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their heart's blood dyed it's ev'ry fold.

Then raise United's banner high,
Beneath it's shade we'll live and die,
So keep the faith and never fear,
We'll keep the Red Flag flying here.

We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll keep the Red flag flying high,
'Cos Man United will never die

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Stretford End Rising

Tune: Bad Moon Rising
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I see the Stretford End arising;
I see there's trouble on the way.
Don't go out tonight,
unless you're red and white;
I see there's trouble on the way;

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Busby Boys

Tune: Hello, Hello
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Hello, hello, we are the Busby Boys
Hello, hello, we are the Busby Boys
And if you are a City fan surrender or you'll die,
We all follow United


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Pride of all Europe

Tune:
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We are just one of those teams that you see now and again,
We often score six but we seldom score ten,
We beat 'em at home and we beat and we beat 'em away,
We kill any [bleep] that get in our way.

We are the pride of all Europe the cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers, the Cockneys of course (and Leeds!).
We are United without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys.

Na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na,
Na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na, ooh!


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Oh the lads (Matt Busby's Aces)

Tune: Blaydon Races
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Oh the lads,
You should've seen us coming,
The fastest team in the land,
Just to see us running,
All the lads and lasses,
With smiles upon their faces,
Walking down the Warwick Road,
To see Matt Busby's Aces.

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1999 Champions League Final Song

Tune: This old man
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1-0 down 2-1 up
Man Utd won the cup
With a nick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone
We sent the krauts crying home

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If You Want To Go To Heaven

Tune:
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If you want to go to heaven when you die,
You must keep the Red Flag flying high,
Get yourself a red bonnet,
And put 'f**k the Scousers' on it,
If you want to go to heaven when you die

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Fight for United

Tune: The Halls of Montezuma (US Marine march)
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From the banks of the River Irwell,
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight, fight, fight, for United,
'Till we win the Football League,
To hell with Liverpool,
To hell with Massive club - (they're {beep}!)
We will fight, fight, fight, for United,
'Till we win the Football League.

[MUMUFMUFCOK!]

SONGS ABOUT CURRENT PLAYERS:

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Ryan Giggs

Tune: Robin Hood
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Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Feared by the blues, loved by the reds,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs

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Park Ji-Sung

Tune: Lord of the Dance
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Park, Park, Wherever You May Be,
You Eat Dogs In Your Home Country.
It Could Be Worse, You Could Be Scouse,
Eating Rats In Your Council House.

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Gary Neville

Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
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Gary Neville is a Red,
Is a Red,
Is a Red,
Gary Neville is a Red,
He hates Scousers....

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John O'Shea

Tune: The Animals Went In Two By Two
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When Johnny goes running down the wing,
O'Shea, O'Shea,
When Johnny goes running down the wing,
O'Shea, O'Shea,
When Johnny goes running down the wing,
The Stretford End will shout and sing
We all know that Johnny's gonna score.

Na na na na na na na na na,
na na, na na,
Na na na na na na na na na,
na na, na na,
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na,
We all know that Johnny's gonna score.

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Cristiano Ronaldo

Tune:
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He plays* on the left,
He plays* on the riiiiight,
That boy Ronaldo,
Make's Beckham** look s**te!

*'Plays' can be replaced by 'winks'
**'Beckham' can be replaced with 'England'

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Cristiano Ronaldo

Tune:
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There's only one Ronaldo, There's only one Ronaldo'

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Cristiano Ronaldo

Tune:
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There's nothing you can do when he goes past you,
Ronaldo,
Ronaldo,
He may not be a superstar,
But he wears number seven like Cantona,
There's nothing you can do when he goes past you,
Ronaldo,
Ronaldo....

Wayne Rooney

Tune: Tom Hark
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I saw my mate the other day
He said to me he seen the white Pele
So I asked who is he
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.

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Ole Gunnar Solksjaer

Tune: You Are My Sunshine
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You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
Though Alan Shearer,
Was f**king dearer
So please don't take,
My Solskjaer,
Away....

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Paul Scholes

Tune: Kum Bye Yah
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He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
Paul Scholes, he scores goals....

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Rio Ferdinand

Tune:
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Rio, Rio, Rio
He is a red we know
He meet el tel n said fairwell
Rio, Rio, Rio...

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Wes Brown

Tune:
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We've got Wesley Brown,
We've got Wesley Brown,
We've got Wesley, we got Wesley
We've got Wesley Brown

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Michael Carrick

Tune: Seasons in the Sun
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He can pass tackle head
Michael Carrick is a red
Gerrard Lampard Fabregas
Your not fit to wipe his arse

[Ben_W]

Current Players

He plays on the left, he plays on the riiiiiiiiiiiiight
That boy Ronaldo
Makes England look shite
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Saw my mate the other day
He says to me 'I've seen the white Pele'
So I asked 'Who is he?'
'He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney'
Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney etc
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Park Park wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your own country
It could be worse, you could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house
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Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs running down the wing
Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs running down the wing
Feared by the blues
Loved by the Reds
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs
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When Johnny goes marching down the wing
O Shea O Shea
When Johnny goes marching down the wing
O Shea O Shea
When Johnny goes marching down the wing
The Stretford End they start to sing
Cos we all know that Johnny's gonna score
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Gary Neville is a red is a red is a red
Gary Neville is a red
He hates scousers
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and other united one



U N I
T E D
United are the team for me
With a knick knack paddywhack give a dog a bone
Why don't city fuck off home

[Mr Brightside]

Thanks for those, I didn't know the words to some of those songs, but I do now lads !

Cheers !

Does anybody have anymore ?

[Magical20]

BWAHAHAHA awesome songs !

[Werdna]

Maybe someone here knows.
At a lot of Liverpool games this season I hav heard opposing fans singing something to the tune of you'll never walk alone. Sounds something like
You'll never win the league
or something like that, can anyone help out? cheers

[Ben_W]

It was most likely:

Sign on sign on with hope in your heart/pen in your hand
You'll never get a job, you'll never get a job

[Mr Brightside]

Remember this one from the 80's ?

There was a bird
A scouser bird
who sat upon
my window sill

I coaxed it in
With a piece of bread
and then I smashed
the bastards head

!!!!

UNITED UNITED UNITED !!!!

[Werdna]

Originally Posted by Ben_W

It was most likely:

Sign on sign on with hope in your heart/pen in your hand
You'll never get a job, you'll never get a job

Ah thanks, thought it was a bit more "football related"

[Mr Brightside]

One from here in NI.......

If I had the wings of a sparrow
And the arse of a dirty big dove
I'd fly over Anfield tomorrow
And shite on the bastards below

Shite on
Shite on
Shite on the bastards below, below

Shite on
Shite on
Shite on the bastards below

And................

In your tenement slums
You sleep with your granny for something to eat
She gives you a blow job and smells your feet
In your tenement slums.............

[Magical20]

You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
Though Alan Shearer,
Was f**king dearer
So please don't take,
My Solskjaer,
Away....


AWESOME

[Magical20]

Paul Scholes

Tune: Kum Bye Yah
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He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
Paul Scholes, he scores goals....

WAHAHAH !

[Magical20]

does anyone know the 'argentina, argentina' heinze song ?(i posted an artical about that on ts.com)

[Ben_W]

Yes, it's 'AR GEN TINA! AR GEN TINA!', nothing more than that really.