The Jose Mourinho Quote Thread

[hanuma]

Originally Posted by Killah

Whatever.

Sedation, matron and cells implys retard. What the hell else should I have called it?

Clinically deranged?

Hysterical, please, I spend more time frowning at your verbal diaorreaha than I do laughing you ponce.

Hysteria;an uncontrollable outburst of emotion...I certainly didn't mean laughter. I meant this bizzare flurry of anti-Chelsea posts at 2 am.

[Killah]

Had enough now you boring gimp who will never get laid.

[ManuelD]

“In the previous two seasons we killed them at Christmas time, but they have lost five points over this period. The gap could be bigger and we look forward to the second part of the season.”

[ManuelD]

"We are losing too many players," the Stamford Bridge supremo continued. "We could lose to Macclesfield [in the FA Cup], we could lose to Wycombe [in the Carling Cup] but we will have players back after that.

[ManuelD]

Mourinho said: 'My position is not important. What is important is Chelsea, not me, and Chelsea are in a good position - almost in the final of Carling Cup, the last 16 of the Champions League, the fourth round of the FA Cup and second in the league.

'That is the way I have worked all my career. I'm not important, it is the club.'

[ManuelD]

"But in my opinion Charlton, with their improvement, can dream of surviving in the Premiership."

[Trim]

Originally Posted by ManuelD

"But in my opinion Charlton, with their improvement, can dream of surviving in the Premiership."

Amen.

[trezegol]

heres a humour song about mourinho and abramovich YouTube - Jose Mourinho - "Shaddup your face" Chelsea Parody

this is an older one YouTube - jose and his amazing technicolour overcoat

both quite funny

[ManuelD]

" “The first moment I thought the game was over, I took off Didier Drogba and Frank Lampard.”"

[ManuelD]

'As a Portuguese man I am proud that my country has such a good team in Porto - but they'll know it will be hard to beat us at our place.'

[ManuelD]

"I don`t say no for the future. I say clearly no until 2010 because I have a contract with Chelsea. I want to stay at Chelsea, I am in love with Chelsea, I am in love with English football."

[ManuelD]

"It's been unbelievable what we've suffered because of injury problems this season, and look what we're still managing to do."

[jec1]

He knows what to say in front of the media.

[ManuelD]

"We can win everything, but we can lose everything too," Mourinho said. "Don’t put pressure on me."

[ManuelD]

"I thought I was (sent off) but I wasn't," he said. "I walked to the stands but then my assistants were saying 'you can stay in your position."'