Is making my head spin..... from laughing out to loud

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First off, the news that Mark "Porky Boy" Viduka, who is trying to leave Leeds, being linked with Chelsea initially seems utter rubbish :x ! Then again, Liverpool did get Harry "I'll Sue Australia" Kewell for a dirt-cheap-bargain price! If Porky Boy can lose a few pounders here and there, he might just be a great addition to the squad, and since he did get a taste of CL with Leeds a couple of seasons back, he's got experience with him too!
Secondly, Carew is a load of b0ll0cks

net: ! Seen him play for Valencia, and he's the reason why they didn't make it to the CL this season! He's supposed to be a centre forward, but he's always out of position when the crosses start flying in from both flanks :shock: !
Is there any thruth in all this? Go figure!