fulham 2-1 aston villa

[andy villa]

we were absolute garbage and fully deserved to lose...

the whole team was crap, and we had no creativity, no passion, no flair and no clue...

long ball tactics were completely clueless, and we had no width or ability to keep hold of the ball or pass it...

carson - 5 - not much else to do apart from letting the ball into the centre of the net from the free kick...
mellberg - 4 - long ball after long ball, no attacking instince...
laursen - 4 - not his best game...
davies - 5 - silly dive in for the free kick that the goal came from, but other than that, pretty solid..
bouma - 4 - as usual, solid defensively, piss poor going forward...
petrov - 2 - utter rubbish... cant pass, cant tackle, cant keep his position, cant shoot, cant run with the ball, cant keep hold of the ball and is completely useless and out of his depth... pure and utter shite...
reo-coker - 4 - broke up play, but dallied on the ball a little too much in some cases...
barry - 4 - lost the ball a lot, poor passing and not very good...
maloney - 3 - get the ball, run in a circle, pass the ball back to the defence... where is this alleged superstar who can run at players and beat them with some skill?
agbonlahor - 2 - pure garbage yet again...
carew - 3 - tried to hold up the ball, but his link up play was abysmal.. as was his shooting...

subs
harewood - 5 - has the touch of a rapist, but at least he tried...
gardner - 4 - shit...
osbourne - not on long enough...

overall, fair play to fulham for taking the points... they fully deserved all of them and i wish them good luck for the rest of the season....

[Podolski]

fulham won so you must have been real shit

[andy villa]

we were worse than that...

[Lemmy]

Much needed victory for Fulham to help their relegation battle.