Press conference at St.James' Park tomorrow. Hopefully it's the announcement of Sam Allardyce. But there are several possible announcement:
- Fat Fred can announce that 'Sam Allardyce was never an option, he has a fat head and smells.'
- "Newcastle United would like to announce that at this time Sam Allardyce is being considered for the vacant managerial position. Thank you"
- Newcastle United are pleased to announce the appointment of Lee Clark and Steve Watson as new chief Geordies. The pair will continue the long United tradition of being Geordies, and Geordieing about around St James Park.
- The reinstallment of Glenn Roeder "After hundreds of text messages to bring him back im doing what the fans want"
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