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FM: Friendly: Parma vs Barcelona [Neutral Venue]
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Talksoccer League A, Parma vs. Barcelona (Fri May 11)
Parma | Barcelona
4-1-2-1-2 E | 4-1-2-1-2 P
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L_Bucci GK | GK V_Valdez
F_Couto DF | DF Sylvinho
M_Contini DF | DF C_Puyol
M_Paci DF | DF L_Thuram
F_Coly DF | DF G_Zambrotta
L_Cigarini MF | DM R_Marquez
F_Parravicini DM | MF Deco
D_Dessena MF | MF Xavi
D_Morfeo AM | AM Ronaldinho
I_Budan FW | FW J_Saviola
G_Rossi FW | FW S_Eto'o
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A_De_Lucia SUB | SUB A_Jorquera
A_Perna SUB | SUB Belleti
P_Castellini SUB | SUB A_Iniesta
A_Gasbaronni SUB | SUB L_Messi
Z_Muslimovic SUB | SUB E_Gudjohnsen
Min. 2 :(bar) Ronaldinho with the heel pass to J_Saviola
... M_Contini takes the ball and the player!!
... But the ref waves play on!!
Min. 3 :(bar) R_Marquez runs at the heart of the defence
... Driven towards goal by R_Marquez !
... GOAL !!
... He nutmegged L_Bucci
... And Barcelona are leading in the game now
... Parma 0-1 Barcelona ...
Min. 5 :(par) D_Dessena with the through ball to I_Budan
... I_Budan with the attempt at goal!
... The ball moves through the air!
... V_Valdez moves quickly!
... Can he get to this?
... It’s beaten him!
... GOAL !!
... V_Valdez looks dejected!
... All square, that should make things interesting!
... Parma 1-1 Barcelona ...
Min. 6 :(par) D_Morfeo slows the ball down and waits for support
... No one seems to be coming forward
... He heads towards the goal alone!
... A powerful header from D_Morfeo !
... It looks good
... The shot takes a wicked deflection
... V_Valdez dives desperately to try and save it!!
... He can't get to it!
... But it creeps just wide!!
... The deflection had V_Valdez beaten!
... CORNER!
... D_Morfeo hits it into the box!
... F_Couto gets his head on it
... But it's hit the defender and went out for a corner
... CORNER!
... D_Dessena chips the ball in towards the far post!
... G_Zambrotta gets up well
... And he heads it away
Min. 6 :(bar) S_Eto'o plays a quick one-two with his team mate
... He heads towards the goal
... He slides it past the defender!
... S_Eto'o controls the ball well!
... He hits the shot towards goal!
... L_Bucci just watches it fly safely wide!
Min. 8 :(bar) R_Marquez is taking a throw in
... He sees a team mate in space
... He throws it long to J_Saviola
... J_Saviola lobs L_Bucci!
... The shot takes a wicked deflection
... L_Bucci dives desperately to try and save it!!
... He can't get to it!
... But it creeps just wide!!
... The deflection had L_Bucci beaten!
Min. 9 :(par) L_Cigarini with the diagonal pass G_Rossi
... G_Rossi keeps his head down as he hits the shot!
... But V_Valdez gets down well to tip the ball wide
... CORNER!
... G_Rossi lofts the ball in!
... V_Valdez easily claims the ball!
Min. 16 :(par) I_Budan retreats under pressure
... He hoofs the ball up field
... F_Couto gets on the end of it
... F_Couto tries to lob the keeper !
... V_Valdez guesses right
Min. 18 :(par) I_Budan beats the defender
... L_Thuram gets the foot in to win the ball
Min. 20 :(par) A defence splitting pass from L_Cigarini to G_Rossi
... G_Rossi with a blistering shot !
... V_Valdez makes a comfortable save
... He wasn't troubled there
Min. 35 :(par) I_Budan breaks clear of the defence!
... He is clean through on V_Valdez!
... Xavi brings him down!
... He's in trouble here!!
... YELLOW CARD!
... He deserved that! And was lucky it wasn't more!
Min. 36 :(bar) Deco looks for options
... He knocks the ball across to J_Saviola
... F_Coly goes in with the block tackle
... He comes out of it with the ball
... Great tackle!
Min. 37 :(bar) Sylvinho with the first time pass to Ronaldinho
... M_Paci tackles cleanly
Min. 38 :(bar) Deco with a 50-yard pass to J_Saviola
... J_Saviola is miles offside!
... The flag stays down
... L_Bucci tries to close down the angle
... He tries to slide it past L_Bucci
... L_Bucci smothers the ball !!
Min. 39 :(par) D_Dessena controls it with ease
... R_Marquez body checks his opponent!!
... That’s a careless challenge!!
... He's warned for that one
... Anymore like that and he will find himself in the book
Min. 40 :(bar) R_Marquez looks to play the ball out wide
... He plays the ball across to S_Eto'o
... S_Eto'o with the goal bound shot!
... It hits the bar and goes over
... Well, sometimes they go in, sometimes they don't
Min. 43 :(REF) The 4th referee signals that there are 3 minutes of time to be added on
Min. 43 :(par) M_Contini beats C_Puyol
... M_Contini tries one from the edge of the box !
... But the ball goes harmlessly wide
Min. 43 :(bar) G_Zambrotta retreats under pressure
... He hits the ball up field
... S_Eto'o latches onto the end of it
... But F_Coly reads the situation well and wins the ball
Min. 45 :(bar) Ronaldinho with a probing pass to J_Saviola
... But he loses control of it
... F_Coly takes possession
Min. 47 :(bar) Ronaldinho with the dribble
... He skips through the tackle from F_Coly
... Ronaldinho carves a shot towards goal !
... It hits the bar!!
... But he beats the defender to the rebound
... OHHHHHHHH !!
... He's put it wide
Min. 48 :(par) F_Couto controls the ball with a deft piece of skill
... He plays the ball out to the left!
... I_Budan gets onto the end of the pass!
... I_Budan flings a shot at goal !
... V_Valdez parries it
... The defender clears it
************* HALF TIME ****************
Half Time Score: Parma 1-1 Barcelona
Min. 46 :(bar) Ronaldinho skips past a challenge and gets over a cross to S_Eto'o
... M_Paci body checks his opponent!!
... That’s a careless challenge!!
... He's warned for that one
... Anymore like that and he will find himself in the book
Min. 47 :(bar) J_Saviola breaks clear of the defence!
... He is clean through on L_Bucci!
... F_Couto brings him down!
... He could be off!!
... The Referee calls him over
... The ref is taking his time with him!
... YELLOW CARD!!
Min. 49 :(bar) Ronaldinho takes possession
... What can he do here?
... A scorcher of a shot from Ronaldinho !
... L_Bucci gets up well to catch that one
Min. 50 :(bar) Sylvinho with a slick pass to Ronaldinho
... Ronaldinho sights up the goal
... He shoots!
... He couldn't have struck it more sweetly!!
... But it sails past the post !!
... L_Bucci never had a chance!
Min. 51 :(bar) Ronaldinho looks up for support for support
... He spots his team mate making a run now
... He plays it across to his team mate and runs forward now!
... L_Thuram receives the pass and heads towards the goal
... M_Contini with the dive
... There's no room in the game for that!
Min. 52 :(bar) J_Saviola finds the space intelligently
... J_Saviola drives the shot in!
... He couldn't have hit that shot much better!!
... But it thumps off the woodwork !!
... And goes safely clear!
... L_Bucci never had a chance!
Min. 54 :(bar) Xavi is out on the right
... He moves the ball left to G_Zambrotta
... G_Zambrotta with a thundering volley!
... It hits the post!!
... GOAL !!
... Lets see if Barcelona can hang onto that lead!
... Parma 1-2 Barcelona ...
Min. 58 :(par) G_Rossi sidesteps L_Thuram
... His quick feet took him past the defender
... But J_Saviola barges him off the ball
Min. 61 :(par) L_Cigarini wins possession
... He plays the ball across to M_Paci
... C_Puyol with a pull on the shirt
... YELLOW CARD!!
Min. 63 :(bar) Ronaldinho hits in a shot!
... It hits the defender
... J_Saviola collects the loose ball!
... G_Rossi with a deliberate foul
... That deserves a punishment
Min. 69 :(par) F_Couto controls the ball with a deft piece of skill
... He plays the ball out to the right!
... G_Rossi gets onto the end of the pass!
... G_Rossi has a go!
... V_Valdez with the acrobatic save
... Well saved
Min. 70 :(par) I_Budan puts in L_Cigarini
... L_Cigarini with his head down lets it go !
... It hits the bar
... And goes over!
... V_Valdez was beaten there!
Min. 71 :(bar) Deco with a glorious long pass to J_Saviola
... M_Contini knobbles the attacking player.
... The Referee blows up for a foul
... The Referee tries to calm him down
Min. 80 :(bar) The ball runs loose!
... S_Eto'o seizes control of it and thinks about the shot
... A vicious shot by S_Eto'o !
... L_Bucci makes a great save
... But he can't hold onto it!
Min. 82 :(bar) S_Eto'o sprints forward with the ball
... S_Eto'o with a powerful diving header!
... It's wide!
... 9 times out of ten he would have scored that!
Min. 83 :(bar) Ronaldinho jumps over D_Dessena's challenge
... M_Contini takes the players legs from beneath him!!
... That’s a poor tackle!
... The Referee calls him over
... The Referee tells him he has had enough warnings
... YELLOW CARD!!
Min. 86 :(par) L_Cigarini is closed down
... He plays a quick pass under pressure
... M_Contini latches onto the ball
... M_Contini sights up the goal
... He shoots!
... V_Valdez parries it, he follows it up
... And V_Valdez recovers to save!!
Min. 87 :(par) D_Dessena has the ball on the wing
... He takes it past Deco
... He knocks it to I_Budan!
... But R_Marquez slides in
Min. 88 :(REF) The board goes up indicating that there are 4 minutes of time to be added on
Min. 88 :(bar) Deco with the kinky dribble
... F_Parravicini is late with that one
... There's no place in the game for that kind of challenge
... The ref shows him a YELLOW CARD!!
... He'll need to be careful from now on!
************* FULL TIME ****************
Match Details
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Parma Match Info
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Best player : I_Budan (Man of the Match)
Scorers : I_Budan (5)
Sent Off : N/A
Booked : F_Couto (47), M_Contini (83), F_Parravicini (88)
Injured : N/A
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Barcelona Match Info
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Best player : R_Marquez
Scorers : R_Marquez (3), G_Zambrotta (54)
Sent Off : N/A
Booked : Xavi (35), C_Puyol (61)
Injured : N/A
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Match Statistics
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Parma | Barcelona
Attempts on Goal : 11 | 12
Off target : 4 | 7
On target : 7 | 5
Possession : 54 | 46
Corners : 3 | 0
Red Cards : 0 | 0
Yellow Cards : 3 | 2
Subs Used : 0 | 0
Fouls : 14 | 10
Key Tackles : 5 | 3
Key Passes : 10 | 12
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Final Score : Parma 1 - 2 Barcelona
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Player Statistics - Parma
Name Pos St Tk Ps Sh Ag | Min Sav Ktk Kps Ass Sht Gls Yel Red KAb TAb PAb SAb
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L_Bucci GK 18 4 5 3 10 | 97 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 20 0 0 0
F_Couto DF 1 18 10 6 25 | 97 0 0 2 0 2 0 1 0 0 -8 16 -2
M_Contini DF 1 17 10 4 25 | 97 0 1 0 0 2 0 1 0 0 -48 -68 -62
M_Paci DF 1 17 9 5 25 | 97 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 20 0 0
F_Coly DF 1 17 12 6 25 | 97 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 60 0 0
L_Cigarini MF 1 9 17 11 25 | 97 0 0 4 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 48 1
F_Parravicini DM 1 11 17 8 25 | 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 -68 -68 -68
D_Dessena MF 1 13 17 9 25 | 97 0 0 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 59 0
D_Morfeo AM 1 6 18 12 25 | 97 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
I_Budan FW 1 6 9 18 25 | 97 0 0 2 0 2 1 0 0 0 0 24 60
G_Rossi FW 1 5 13 17 25 | 97 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 15
A_De_Lucia GK 17 4 3 5 10 | 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A_Perna DF 1 17 9 6 25 | 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
P_Castellini DF 1 17 11 6 25 | 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A_Gasbaronni AM 1 7 17 12 25 | 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Z_Muslimovic FW 1 6 8 17 25 | 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Player Statistics - Barcelona
Name Pos St Tk Ps Sh Ag | Min Sav Ktk Kps Ass Sht Gls Yel Red KAb TAb PAb SAb
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V_Valdez GK 19 3 3 1 10 | 97 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 76 0 0 0
Sylvinho DF 1 17 14 4 25 | 97 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 24 0
C_Puyol DF 1 19 9 2 25 | 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 52 52 52
L_Thuram DF 1 18 10 7 25 | 97 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 20 0 0
G_Zambrotta DF 1 18 15 3 25 | 97 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 20 12 55
R_Marquez DM 1 18 10 7 25 | 97 0 1 2 0 1 1 0 0 0 80 84 115
Deco MF 1 9 20 13 25 | 97 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 36 0
Xavi MF 1 11 20 8 25 | 97 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 -8 39 -8
Ronaldinho AM 1 6 20 14 25 | 97 0 0 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 36 7
J_Saviola FW 1 8 9 18 25 | 97 0 1 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 20 0 7
S_Eto'o FW 1 5 8 20 25 | 97 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 8
A_Jorquera GK 16 3 3 1 10 | 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Belleti DF 1 17 14 1 10 | 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A_Iniesta MF 1 12 19 9 25 | 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
L_Messi AM 1 3 19 13 25 | 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
E_Gudjohnsen FW 1 7 9 18 25 | 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
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