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SONGS ABOUT UNITED:

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UNI - TED

Tune: This old man
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U-N-I T-E-D,
United are the team for me,
With a knick-knack, paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
Why don't City f**k off home

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United Road

Tune: Country Roads (John Denver)
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United Road, take me home
To the place, I belong;
To Old Trafford, to see United;
Take me home, United road

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United Calypso

Tune:
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If ever they are playing in your town,
You must get to that football ground;
Take a lesson come and see,
Football taught by Matt Busby;
Manchester, Manchester United;
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes,
They deserve to be knighted!

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If the Reds should play

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If the Reds should play, in Rome or Mandalay,
We'll be there, we'll be there,
Yes, if the Reds shold play, in Rome or Mandalay,
Tell the boys that we'll be there.

And we will fight, fight, fight with all our might,
We'll be there, we'll be there,
Yes we will fight, fight, fight with all our might
Tell the boys that we'll be there.

And we'll be drunk, drunk, drunk as f**kin skunks,
We'll be there, we'll be there,
Yes we'll be drunk, drunk, drunk as f**kin skunks,
Tell the boys that we'll be there.

And if the blues should play,
In Hulme or Harper Hay,
We won't be there,
We won't be there,
And if the blues should play,
In Hulme or Harper Hay,
Tell the boys we won't be there...

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Who's that team we call United

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Who's that team we call United,
Who's that team we all adore,
They're the boys in Red & White,
And they fight with all their might,
And they're going to show the b*****ds how to score.

Bring on your Sunderland and Arsenal,
Bring on Spaniards by the score,
Barcelona Real Madrid,
They will make a gallant bit,
But United are the greatest team of all.

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Forever and Ever

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Forever and Ever,
We'll follow the boys,
Of Manchester United,
The Busby Babes,
For we made a promise,
To defend our faith,
In Manchester United,
The Busby Babes.

We've all sworn allegiance,
To fight till we die,
To stand by United,
And the Red flag we fly,
There'll be no surrender,
We'll fight to the last,
To defeat all before us,
As we did in the past.

For we're Stretford Enders,
With United we grew,
To the famous Red Devils,
We're loyal and true,
To part-time supporters,
We'll never descend,
We'll never forsake you,
We'll be here to the end.

For we all remember,
That '58 day,
And the plane that once stood on,
That Munich runway,
As it tried to take off,
For the third fatal time,
The immortal young babes were,
Cut down in their prime.

In the cold snow of Munich,
They laid down their lives,
But they live on forever,
In our hearts and our minds,
Their names are now legend,
For the whole world to see.
Why this club's a religion,
Spelt M.U.F.C.

So bow down before them,
And lift up your eyes,
For Old Trafford's glory,
Will always survive

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Best Behaved Supporters

Tune: "Coming Round the Mountain"
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We're the best behaved supporters in the land,
We're the best behaved supporters in the land,
We're the best behaved supporters, best behaved supporters,
Best behaved supporters in the land (when we win!)

We're a right bunch of b*****ds when we lose,
We're a right bunch of b*****ds when we lose,
We're a right bunch of b*****ds, right bunch of b*****ds,
Right bunch of b*****ds when we lose. (or draw!)


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Ob-La-Di, European Champions

Tune: "Ob-La-Di"
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Bobby gets the ball upon the centre-spot,
He knocks it out to Georgie on the wing,
Goergie beats his man and then puts in a cross,
For Dennis Law, and it's a goal, and he's the king.

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da,
Man Uni-ted,
European Champions.

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da,
Man Uni-ted,
European Champions.

Now, Keano gets the ball upon the centre-spot,
He knocks it out to Ryan on the wing,
Ryan beats his man and then puts in a cross,
For Andy Cole, and it's a goal, and he's the king.

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da,
Man Uni-ted,
European Champions.

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da,
Man Uni-ted,
European Champions.

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United Flag

Tune: Red Flag
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United's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded all our Munich dead,
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their heart's blood dyed it's ev'ry fold.

Then raise United's banner high,
Beneath it's shade we'll live and die,
So keep the faith and never fear,
We'll keep the Red Flag flying here.

We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll keep the Red flag flying high,
'Cos Man United will never die

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Stretford End Rising

Tune: Bad Moon Rising
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I see the Stretford End arising;
I see there's trouble on the way.
Don't go out tonight,
unless you're red and white;
I see there's trouble on the way;

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Busby Boys

Tune: Hello, Hello
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Hello, hello, we are the Busby Boys
Hello, hello, we are the Busby Boys
And if you are a City fan surrender or you'll die,
We all follow United


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Pride of all Europe

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We are just one of those teams that you see now and again,
We often score six but we seldom score ten,
We beat 'em at home and we beat and we beat 'em away,
We kill any [bleep] that get in our way.

We are the pride of all Europe the cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers, the Cockneys of course (and Leeds!).
We are United without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys.

Na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na,
Na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na, ooh!


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Oh the lads (Matt Busby's Aces)

Tune: Blaydon Races
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Oh the lads,
You should've seen us coming,
The fastest team in the land,
Just to see us running,
All the lads and lasses,
With smiles upon their faces,
Walking down the Warwick Road,
To see Matt Busby's Aces.

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1999 Champions League Final Song

Tune: This old man
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1-0 down 2-1 up
Man Utd won the cup
With a nick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone
We sent the krauts crying home

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If You Want To Go To Heaven

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If you want to go to heaven when you die,
You must keep the Red Flag flying high,
Get yourself a red bonnet,
And put 'f**k the Scousers' on it,
If you want to go to heaven when you die

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Fight for United

Tune: The Halls of Montezuma (US Marine march)
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From the banks of the River Irwell,
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight, fight, fight, for United,
'Till we win the Football League,
To hell with Liverpool,
To hell with Massive club - (they're {beep}!)
We will fight, fight, fight, for United,
'Till we win the Football League.